Mr. Exponent's Blog

Oh my gosh! Too many pirates out there! This piece, written some years ago is a clarion call to originality. I remember in those days in secondary school, in the quest to improve on my font (hand writing) I would stare at any beautiful and legible hand-writing I saw. I would sit down and redraw hand-writings letter to letter until it looks like it. If your hand-writing was irresistible, I would make sure I become your best friend and make it a goal to always borrow you notes, not because I want to update my notes but because I want to learn and adopt your writing style. I did this for a while and it worked. But it wasn’t easy at all. The process was strenuous and frustrating but my focus was intact-to make my handwriting more beautiful and legible. Now I could write more than 6 beautiful “graphics design” hand writing to my credit! What I learnt in the process was that copycat is distinct from copyright. More people that saw my writings then were always quick to...

This is more like a contemporary issue! Or maybe Not... Advise for Singles and Executive Singles, and Those that are Single at heart: Marriage Palava with Mr. Exponent (Season 1) Better to marry your Prince Charming or Cinderella and be 'Happy thereafter...' than to marry him/her on the ground that you sha wanna get marry coz: - Time is going and the pressure is high - You tired of that marital status that says 'Single' instead of 'Engaged' or 'Married' - Age is no more on your side. You're over 30 and close to 40 - All your friends are now married, you're the only one left - He is handsome and pocket-loaded - She has all the curves and beauty you all looking for - If he/she leave you, you may never find another person - Blablabla When you marry on the ground above, you may be grounded in marriage! Marriage is; - Two forgivers living together under the same roof because they'll always step on each others...

"Opportunity often comes disguised in the form of misfortune, or temporary defeat" -- Napoleon Hill, Motivational Writer "It's not what you do once in a while; it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference." -- Jenny Craig, Diet Guru "Do a little more than you're paid to. Give a little more than you have to. Try a little harder than you want to. Aim a little higher than you think possible, and give a lot of thanks to God for health, family, and friends." -- Art Linkletter "Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way. you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions. " -- Aristotle, Philosopher "One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is the man who has it for 30 years who makes a success of his life." -- Edward Butler, Discount-Store Entrepreneur ...

Akpors wrote an agric examination that almost gave his teacher a heart attack after she went through his script while marking. If you think it can’t be that bad, check out how he responded to this particular question: QUESTION: Mention 3 differences between Livestock: A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep) Check the answer Akpos gave: 1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaaaow. 2. Goats give soup perfume especially the boy goat but sheep don’t give soup perfume. 3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walks slowly on the road. 4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don’t have sharp brake. 5. Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not smelling. 6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God. 7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble. 8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°. 9. The goat cries mkpehehe mkpehehe but shee...