I NEED TO KNOW...Episode 4

Some Countries Idiotic Laws: 

Persons may only bear one child or risk paying a substantial fine - CHINA

It is illegal to wear a mask in Germany

Bicycles may not ridden without a license in Israel

All people in Finland must pay a TV tax whether or not they own a TV

The government of Finland collects a “candy tax” for goods containing sugar.

It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear - Thailand

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And to me, it's so idiotic to legalize same sex marriage; man and man marriage- Adam weds Steve (Gay) or woman and woman marriage- Ada weds Eve (lesbian). It’s just crazy! It’s sodomizing!

All gays and lesbians do not just need urgent medical attention; they need deliverance. No, they need spiritual checkup!

Oya, read my experience with a gay some years back….

Imagine o, he said he is in love with M.E. (Mr. Exponent)  to the point of trying to harass me with unholy kissing!

Like very seriously o, I'm I that “beautiful” and sexually attractive to you? Do I look like a girl to you that you’ll be toasting me. This experience happen to me some 8 years ago right in the office I worked then in Ikeja, Lagos. The Corper had been admiring me without my consent until this fateful day when he came as usual to visit his colleagues that worked in our office as Youth Corpers.

All of a sudden with me alone at the reception, he walked up to me, hugged me and began telling me how he admired me and all that crap. He went further to hug me again, this time, so tightly like say I get some electron for body to tap from. And the worse was when he tried kissing me so passionately!

“OMG! What’s this….” I shouted. “Oh, sorry Sam. I didn’t mean to do that”, he muttered.

Before I knew it, he started caressing me right there at the reception. I quickly left him and went to the toilet. But to my utmost surprise he came after me. And this time, he was very forceful. I could see the passion all over his face. At this point, I was still surprise, thinking it was a dream.

So I decided to push him and quickly rush back to the office. At this time nobody knew what was going on. Then he came back to me on my seat. He took my hand and placed it on his priv*tes so that I can feel is erected manhood. And started telling me all the beautiful nonsense in his baritone voice.  I was just there wondering and speechless.

Fast forward, 10 minutes later...

Oh, thank God! His friends were already done with their official duties and was ready to escort him. As if that was not going to end there, he quickly wrote down his number and said to me “Sam, please called me later. We need to talk more. Bye.”

I was just there dazed and speechless on my seat. From that day till now, I never told his colleagues what their gay friend did to me nor did I later follow up on him. Abi mo ti pe ni...

Who knows whether, we’ve been working with gays in our office then.

The end.

So, what do you think?